• From
    April 11, 2008

    West must be careful with Chinese whispers

    If you stay here much longer

    you’ll all be slitty-eyed

    Prince Philip, to Edinburgh University students in Beijing, 1986

    It seems that much of the Western world is united on the subject. The people of Tibet are living in a state of oppression, the Chinese do not respect human rights, and the build-up to the Olympic Games, to be held in Beijing in August, provides a right and proper platform for the expression of reservations about the Chinese.

    Which is all very well so far as it goes. But is it the Chinese Government we dislike so much? Or is it the Chinese people? Is the problem one of ethics? Or is it one of race? I have a feeling that the two have got ever-so-slightly mixed. Perhaps we should try to unmuddle ourselves.

    I must say, the torch relay was clearly put together by someone who wished to maximise Western fear and suspicion of the Chinese. Every step, the torch was surrounded by Chinese men in tracksuits. No one knew who they were, what they were doing, what their status was. They were just there, looking menacing and — let’s be frank here — indistinguishable one from the other.

    This was a machine, a sinister band of inhuman robots inscrutably keeping the symbol of freedom for themselves, to be used for their own dark ends. Well, that’s what it looked like to many people who saw it. It was a wonderfully inept piece of PR: an image of stony-faced China against the world.

    There are deep fears about China lurking in the breast of the West. There are so many of them: 1.3 billion of them and only 60 million of us Brits. It’s impossible to imagine being one of so many: we can only see it as the instant death of the individual.

    Then there is the silent military threat: as Tom Lehrer sang as far back as 1965: “China got the bomb, but have no fears / They can’t wipe us out for at least five years.” China has never been an ally, but never been quite an enemy either, unlike the simple dualities of the Cold War. We have never known where to file China in our minds.

    There is also the problem of the perceived homogeneity of the Chinese people: they all look the same. Well, they don’t actually. There is a smaller range of features to work with, that’s all. I lived in Hong Kong for four years and was perfectly competent at telling one person from another. (Though I remember a friend of mine describing his new Chinese girlfriend: “She’s beautiful. Small, dark hair, brown eyes. . .”)

    The cultural differences can seem vast. A friend of mine, a Mandarin speaker, was attending a meeting between serious high-ups from Hong Kong (then still a British colony) and the People’s Republic. The top Hongkonger broke the ice by saying: “I have always believed that the Chinese are 90 per cent comprehensible and 10 per cent incomprehensible. I propose to concentrate on the 90 per cent I understand.” Smiles and handshakes were exchanged. But what the interpreter had said was: “He says the Chinese are 90 per cent good and 10 per cent bad. He will concentrate on the good part.” But then I remember negotiating a fee with a Chinese editor. This was hard because she was (a) beautiful and (b) disinclined to give any ground whatsoever. “Look,” I said. “You have to move a little. After all, we in the West have this concept of saving face.” A very Hong Kong conversation: the radically different natures and cultures of the British and the Chinese (and many others who just happened to be passing by) created, briefly, a maverick genius of a place.

    Even here, there was suspicion and fear amounting to paranoia about what the Chinese over the border were up to. But this was nothing to do with concerns about the Chinese people: because many, if not most, Hong Kong Chinese shared the same fears. It was the Government we didn’t trust, not the people.

    And they are separate. This is the point to bear in mind. Don’t you hate it when a foreign person picks a fight with you because you invaded Iraq? In the United States in years past, Americans in different bars demanded to know why I insisted on oppressing the Irish: bad conversations.

    A lot of our fear and mistrust of China comes from the fact that it is a one-party state and that political unorthodoxy is discouraged. But it is a reckless misunderstanding to assume that the population are sublimely happy with this, and want nothing more than to serve the state. If that were so, the Chinese would indeed be a sinister lot: but the idea is absurd. I can exclusively reveal that most Chinese people wish to live happy, peaceful and fulfilling lives, to look after their families, to get enough to eat and to get a kick out of life.

    Not entirely unlike us, then. So perhaps we should instigate a Cultural Revolution in the head: and look upon China not as a nation, but as place where 1.3 billion individuals happen to live.

    I am not sure that this will be easy. At the Olympic Games, there will be many Chinese medal-winners. They will all have the same face and the same name, or seem to. Neither Chinese faces nor names are easily memorable at first encounter to our Western-trained minds.

    These medal-winners will do the right things and say the right stuff, and we will blench. We will see them as machines, programmed by the State, doing its bidding, with no feelings or opinions of their own. But if we fail to see beyond that, we betray the libertarian principles of our society. Any time that we see any group of humans as a homogenous mass, rather than a bunch of individuals, we betray our own individuality.

    Human rights! It is an emotive phrase, and an important one, but we must use it with care. It has become an instant association: China = bad record on human rights. And so the phrase has tangled itself up with the demons of our unconscious minds: so that it seems to us that the Chinese have a bad record on human rights because they really are not like the humans of the West. They behave inhumanly because they know no better: because they are not, in fact, fully human.

    I think it is important, as these troubled and troubling Games approach, that we sort out what we think. If we think that the Chinese Government’s record in Tibet is a bad thing, then fine, and we are, thank God, free to say so.

    But if we think — even at some level beyond rational thought — that the problem is that there is something profoundly amiss with the Chinese people themselves, then we have lost the plot. If we deny humanity to other people, we are only truly denying it in ourselves.

  • 2008-03-30

    Black Humour - [独步英伦]

  • 2008-03-08

    舌战美国佬 - [独步英伦]

    以下是我同某鬼子论战的片断。我的言词比较尖酸刻薄,也有一点点不真实的成分。但涉及到国家尊严,我坚决捍卫,不管受到攻击的是我的祖国还是执政党。欢迎爱好翻译的朋友将其译成中文,以便更多中国人加入到捍卫祖国尊严、驳斥境外不实言论的大军中来。
    Jana said... re:Taking the message to the Chinese really should start with listening to what the Chinese has to say.
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  • Gordon Brown, the British Prime Minister, sent his 'warmest wishes' to those celebrating the Chinese New Year on the 7th of February, 2008. Downing Street has uploaded a video clip of the PM's Chinese New Year message to YouTube. The following is the video clip embeded and my own transcription of the message.

    I’m delighted to have this opportunity to send you my warmest wishes for the Chinese New Year.

    The year for rat will be a momentous one for China. Your country will host the Olympic Games in August. The world will see how fast China’s developed in three decades of reform.

    During my visit last month I witnessed the vision of the Beijing Games becoming a reality. And I hope this Olympics will be the best ever, and I’m proud that you’ll be passing the Olympic torch to us, as the Games close.

    And I believe 2008 will be an auspicious year for relationships between the China I know and the UK I know.

    We both believe in the benefits of globalization. It was clear to me on my visit that our economic strengths are complementary. The UK is a hub for global services while China’s a powerhouse in manufacturing. We’re both centres for innovation and entrepreneurship. We both benefit from open trade and investment. We’re both finding greater and greater opportunities in each other’s economies. We’re becoming more and more interdependent economically.

    I particularly welcome the growing contacts between our young people - the new and expanded initiatives to bring more Chinese students to the UK and to give British students more opportunity to experience China first hand. And I’m committed to looking at how we can increase even further the teaching of English in China and Chinese in the UK.

    Hong Kong provides a very special connection between us. Since 1997, it has truly become a bridge, not a barrier, to better relations. I continue to wish the people of Hong Kong my very best, as we move forward, maintaining international support for economic openness, and ensuring the development is sustainable. These are two significant challenges ahead.

    Climate change threatens all our interests. And I’m committed to working closely with your leaders to find new ways of reconciling, economic growth with environmental responsibility. I firmly believe this can be an economic opportunity, and not a threat.

    During my visit I also welcomed the public statement of support by China for the Millennium Development Goals. Reaching these goals continues to be a key objective for this government. China’s rapid growth in trade with developing countries - as well as increased development assistance from China - can be a real force for good, and helping the international community achieve this. And it’s equally important that we understand each other’s cultures if we are to collaborate effectively to meet these global challenges.

    I give my wholehearted support to the forthcoming ‘China Now’ festival. It’s the largest ever celebration of Chinese culture in the UK, and one which I’m sure will showcase the very best of modern China.

    So, as the New Year approaches, I wish you and your families all happiness. I wish you good health and good fortune for the year ahead.

  • 2008-02-05

    Glass of Milk - [独步英伦]

    One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.

    He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.

    Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! . She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?" You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."

    He said .... "Then I thank you from my heart."

    As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.

    Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.

    Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.

    Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.

    Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.

    He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.

    After a long struggle, the battle was won.

    Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words ....
    "Paid in full with one glass of milk"

    (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.

    Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands."

    There's a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the waters comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn't that what life is all about?

    Now you have two choices.

    1. You can send this page on and spread a positive message.

    2. Or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart.

    The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which To burn